September 3, 2007...5:32 pm

The Love Below

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I was caught in yet another ANTM marathon yesterday–I think Vh1 has passed off the 8 hour doozies to MTV, which still gets the job done–and I realized that all I wanted to see was what was under Tyra’s wig.  Since she so very much wants to be the everywoman, could she please do a show on what her real hair looks like?  I would be a rapt audience, and would quit rolling my eyes when she tries to show that she is a down-to-earth goofball who is more than an ex-supermodel.

The no makeup/retouching photo shoot did wonders for Jamie Lee Curtis’ career.  Tyra, invite other famously wigged ladies on–Dolly Parton, Cher,(that would be one great hour of television)–and own those wigs! Show us that they are your choice–that they give you power, that they provide an extreme fabulousness that we all know is not natural.  You aren’t trying to fool anybody–you’re just enjoying the art of costume.

Please?

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